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Apply to work together.

Five minutes. No automated funnel. I read every application personally.

What happens next

  1. Application received. I read every application personally. There's no automated funnel.
  2. Reply within 3 business days. Yes or no, with a reason either way.
  3. Discovery call (30-45 min) if we're a potential fit. Qualification both ways.
  4. Proposal sent within 48 hours of the call if we move forward.
  5. Onboarding starts within 7 days of contract signing. Buyer query map and competitor gap report delivered in week 2.

Who I'll likely turn down

  • Enterprise companies with committee buying or procurement
  • Pre-revenue startups without product-market fit
  • DTC and e-commerce brands (different content model)
  • Anyone whose first question is "can you guarantee rankings"
  • Companies that measure content by word count or volume
  • Anyone who wants 20+ pieces a month
  • Companies with an existing in-house content team they want to replace

The disqualification list is published openly because it does as much positioning work as any sales copy.